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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2006 12:07:19 GMT
OK, I thought I'd look serious this year, and I've just shaved my very hairy legs for the first time.
However, the results are appalling! My legs are whiter than white and thinner than thin. I'm imagine the whole pack will be screaming "Hey chicken legs!" at me tonight at Crystal Palace.
What should I do next? Retire? Apply instant tanning lotion? Find someone with even thinner legs and pick on them?
Help!
Signed, Really Fresh Thin White Chicken Legs of Dulwich.
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2006 13:03:30 GMT
Sean McK has the answer, don't you Sean? Don't be shy.
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2006 13:28:45 GMT
tea bags in the bath?
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Post by Sean McKibben on May 2, 2006 13:33:55 GMT
Alan Grant pioneered the use of fake tan many years ago - although I think he was heavily influenced by Malc Elliott as anyone who was at the Good Friday meeting can testify. I, of course, have never dabbled, although they do now produce a moisturising cream with a hint of fake tan aimed squarely, I assume, at racing cycles. A friend of mine who used it tells me that there is a risk of your hands turning yellow, and any old scars on your knees may turn orange. As for the skinny legs bit - you're going to have to ride your bike more I suppose. Steroids may help.
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2006 13:58:48 GMT
tea bags in the bath?
Cold pot of tea, medium sized paint brush(soft bristle preferred), apply generously to earlier prepared leg area, for best results repeat the above on a daily basis. * avoid wet weather racing*
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Post by howard c on May 2, 2006 14:49:26 GMT
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Post by howard c on May 2, 2006 16:16:35 GMT
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Post by sam f on May 2, 2006 16:56:17 GMT
Skinny chicken legs? Imagine how I feel!
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Post by daniel on May 2, 2006 19:09:26 GMT
And it didn't do Rasmussen any harm at last years tour, except for the final TT at St Etienne that is oh and the fact he looks like he's just come out of a concentration camp
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2006 6:09:05 GMT
Andy Eagles - are you taking notes?
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Post by m on May 11, 2006 14:33:53 GMT
Andy Richardson had the worst Duo Tan ever in a Club 25 10 years ago when he apllied the night before, went to the toilet and found that the next moring his thighs were white but his elbows were tanned!
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